My day as ... a Funeral Director8:16:00 AMPaul Clemente
I have been lucky enough to be allowed to explore someone else's universe for a day to get a nice new perspective on how other people earn a living.
I got a chance to spend a whole day in Phaneuf Funeral Home in Manchester New Hampshire, where Gil "Gilly" Burton showed me around his newly remodel facility.
I woke up 10 hours later with no one in sight. I looked around for anyone, but found nothing. I let myself out after stealing all the pens from the place.
All in all, I don't think the boring life of a funeral director would really suit me. These guys are nothing, but maids with a culminating a hatred of hot beats. If any of you are considering a career in the funereal arts, please take this advice. Do not drink the shit in the basement.