5.01.2015

Shit Japants 1 - Drinking Boys!


After years of rocking out with his metal band Kishidan, DJ Ozma came out of nowhere by performing at the 57th KĊhaku which is like Japan's Grammy's but with voting in a four hour New Year's Eve spectacular. Ozma claimed to have something special planned for the event while performing his his 2006 hit "Age Age Every Knight". That something special included about a hundred people on stage in a choreographed dance, magic, people flying on stage, and women in flesh colored jump leotards with boobs drawn on them. At the end of the show the women took off their pants and had some kind of mushroom/wang pasted over their naughty bits.


This caused all kinds of controversy since this program drew just under 40 million viewers and got 1796 complaints in an hour out indecency. No press is bad press right? Ozma's career went on for 3 more years cranking out covers of J-Pop and K-Pop hits.

Then he retired from being DJ OZMA to be a 16 year old girl character in a band called Yazima Beauty School. He was "revived" in 2011 to promote a concert that pitted his two bands against each other Kishidan vs. OZMA (who he denied they were the same person).


This sums up this man's outstanding body of work that includes, heavy metal, cross dressing, deception, and mind-bending videos. One of his most profound masterpieces is Drinking Boys which is a cover of New ROTEeKA's punk song. The stunning precision galvanized with the majesty of OZMA's dance ingenuity creates this video straight from the vision of our Lord to our consciousness. Can you spot any slips? I'm not telling if we did.

3.25.2015

An Open Letter to ConstruxNunchux

The following open letter will be published at both ConstruxNunchux.com and ToonsShow.com.

To Whom It May Concern:

As you are well aware, this weekend - and again today - ToonsShow.com was subjected to a malicious cyber attack. The initial attack left Jack and I feeling extremely violated and left us unable to "perform" for the remainder of the weekend, a fact that we are both ashamed to admit and obligated to weaponize in the battle against this sort of thing from happening to others.


How much is slinging tooth powder worth, ConstruxNunchux? Or should I say "cxnx"?

1.26.2015

Corrosion of Conformity (@coccabal) reunite with Pepper Keenan. @ryannoble66 dream set list.


For those of you who know me, Corrosion of Conformity is my favorite band. Ever.

When Pepper Keenan is the front man. Though a fan of all their albums, lineups and front men Pepper has always been the one I felt that has brought the band together. And not in a way that is necessarily better but just that this is the lineup where they make the music I appreciate the most.

Many of you have put up with my social media cries for the line up to get back together, and that has finally happened!

That being said, many are already putting together dream set lists. Many of you have included songs that not only Pepper didn't sing but from times he wasn't even a guitarist.. SHAME ON YOU!

Without going over 18 songs, here is THE BEST POSSIBLE SET LIST!

You're welcome. Also, PLEASE COME TO BARRIE, ONTARIO COC!

And play this set list..