Happy Halloween to all of our loyal and attractive (and the ugly ones..) Chux Chasers!
Lots going on today in Construx Nunchux land today! Filming has begun for our newest project. Here are some pumpkins to help you get in the Halloween spirit and to help kill time before the new project is complete and ready for your eyes!
Pinhead |
Captain Spaulding |
Killer Klowns from Outer Space |
Misfits |
Pittsburgh Penguins |
Pumpkin King |
Nothing Happened. |
Heeeeeeey!
Paul: Hi! What a great way to start a song, friendly, attention grabbing, and now we all know a party is starting.
Happy New Year!
Paul: Not totally applicable, but OK. Maybe it's my fault for listening to this in November.
Hey Hey Hey Hey!
Paul: Hi, again! I'm right here. Didn't go anywhere, you have my attention Mr. Glitter.
Rockin' Rooooool. Hey! Rockin' Rooooool Hey! Rockin' Rooooool. Hey! Rockin' Rooooool!
Paul: Ok, Im on board with that, I enjoy a little rock and roll from time to time. Let's party, right?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Ah!
Rockin' Rooooool. Hey! Rockin' Rooooool Hey! Rockin' Rooooool. Hey! Rockin' Rooooool!
Paul: Gotcha. This really isn't what I define as rock and roll, but it's cool. Let's get this party started Gary.
Hey-ay! Hey-uh! Hey-ay! Hey-uh!
Hey-e-ay! Hey-e-ay! Hey-ah!
Hey-e-ay! Hey-e-ay! Hey-ah!
Paul: OK
Owwwwwww!
Paul: Are you OK?
Paul: Are you OK?
Hey!
Paul: yes?
Paul: yes?
Hey!
Paul: Yeah?
Paul: Yeah?
Hey!
Paul: What?
Paul: What?
Hey!
Paul: What?!
Paul: What?!
Hey-ay! Hey-uh! Hey-ay! Hey-uh!
Hey-e-ay! Hey-e-ay! Hey-ah!
Hey-ay! Hey-uh! Hey-ay! Hey-uh!
Hey-e-ay! Hey-e-ay! Hey-ah!
Ian: Wait, what?
Posted by the talented Ryan Noble almost 2 years ago and still one of the sexiest videos on the internet. Enjoy with or without pants on.
You'll need the following ingredients:
8 lbs 4oz Unmet expectations
6 Cups Shame (Can substitute with Humiliation)
2 1/2 Cups Resentment
2 Cups Rejection
3/4 Cup Loneliness
2 Tbsp Fear of failure
2 Tbsp Sabotage of success
1 1/29 Tbsp Misdirected frustration
1 Tbsp Old wounds
1/2 Tsp Bad sense of humor
1/2 Tsp Denial
1/4 Tsp Table salt
1/200 Tsb Self-loathing (make sure it's fresh, that makes all the difference!)
Pinch Thyme to taste
Pour everything into one large, out of shape vessel. Set mixture out until it loses all comprehension of how the real world works. Stir occasionally with bad decisions. Remember to shout vigorously, and hit when necessary. You may feel the urge to keep your promises as you see it start to take shape, but this will ruin the finished product. Let stew for about 35 years in a stanky pot of your own sweaty ballistics. This goes extremely well with an excess of alcohol. Enjoy!
Here is how the finished product should look:
8 lbs 4oz Unmet expectations
6 Cups Shame (Can substitute with Humiliation)
2 1/2 Cups Resentment
2 Cups Rejection
3/4 Cup Loneliness
2 Tbsp Fear of failure
2 Tbsp Sabotage of success
1 1/29 Tbsp Misdirected frustration
1 Tbsp Old wounds
1/2 Tsp Bad sense of humor
1/2 Tsp Denial
1/4 Tsp Table salt
1/200 Tsb Self-loathing (make sure it's fresh, that makes all the difference!)
Pinch Thyme to taste
Pour everything into one large, out of shape vessel. Set mixture out until it loses all comprehension of how the real world works. Stir occasionally with bad decisions. Remember to shout vigorously, and hit when necessary. You may feel the urge to keep your promises as you see it start to take shape, but this will ruin the finished product. Let stew for about 35 years in a stanky pot of your own sweaty ballistics. This goes extremely well with an excess of alcohol. Enjoy!
Here is how the finished product should look:
This one starts dark but lightens up!! Check it out!
Last week, Ryan apologized to the deserving bulges of fleshy dessert that are the Clemente borthers--er, brothels--Here are some of Paul and Ian's initial apologies that inspired Ryan to get greasy. More next week!
So Paul has established himself in Jamestown, and established Ian as a horrible putz.
Last week Paul and Ian responded to Ryan's apology. Here is Ryan's apology. Next week, you'll see Paul and Ian's apologies that prompted Ryan's apologies. Aw, geez!
We know the score, the song we've sang innumerable times at karaoke and at Colts games but we're so caught up in what's going on around us that it's a wonder if anyone's ever taken the time to stop and think about The Journeys are actually talking about. Paul, Ryan and Ian break down this late-night-car-ride staple for you in the first Shallow Analysis of Construx Nunchux's 4th year. Don't worry, we haven't softened with age at all. WE AIN'T CHEESE!!!
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Paul: Ok, this is a boy-meets-girl story? or a story about convenient transportation? The only mid-night train I know of is full of ill-intentions and poor morals. Where do they need to go immediately anyways? I guess if you lived in South Detroit you'd want to go anywhere as quickly (and possibly at a fair value) as you could. I'm glad this cheap shilling of Detroit Amtrak station has veiled its sneaky intentions behind an overrated stadium rock song.
Ian: Okay, okay. Before anything. There is no such thing as a midnight train to anywhere. Georgia, maybe. But not anywhere! Even if this apparently jaded and aloof small town girl didn’t know or care where her train was headed, then this omniscient narrator surely would know where the train was headed. And the city boy simply has no excuse for getting on any ol’ train. He’s supposed to have street smarts! Do they not apply because trains technically run on tracks?!?! Whatta rookie mistake! I can’t conceive an engineer calling out the window “All board! Engine No. 389, including stops at Anywhere, Aw What The Hell and We’ll Make It Up As We Go Along!” much less anyone on the platform hearing that and rushing to exchange the ticket they bought to an actual destination.
Paul: Ok, this is a boy-meets-girl story? or a story about convenient transportation? The only mid-night train I know of is full of ill-intentions and poor morals. Where do they need to go immediately anyways? I guess if you lived in South Detroit you'd want to go anywhere as quickly (and possibly at a fair value) as you could. I'm glad this cheap shilling of Detroit Amtrak station has veiled its sneaky intentions behind an overrated stadium rock song.
Ryan: This is a story about how a lonely girl who never felt right. Not only in her surroundings (Detroit) but in her body. This isn't about 2 individuals at all... This is about one person, and there journey to find out who they really are. A true story about soul searching.
Ian: Okay, okay. Before anything. There is no such thing as a midnight train to anywhere. Georgia, maybe. But not anywhere! Even if this apparently jaded and aloof small town girl didn’t know or care where her train was headed, then this omniscient narrator surely would know where the train was headed. And the city boy simply has no excuse for getting on any ol’ train. He’s supposed to have street smarts! Do they not apply because trains technically run on tracks?!?! Whatta rookie mistake! I can’t conceive an engineer calling out the window “All board! Engine No. 389, including stops at Anywhere, Aw What The Hell and We’ll Make It Up As We Go Along!” much less anyone on the platform hearing that and rushing to exchange the ticket they bought to an actual destination.
It is here, boarding this mysteriously wayward train where we meet our
characters. Some thoughts: this girl does not live in a lonely world. She lives
in a small town. American small towns are notoriously friendly and naïve. I guess
the point is that she wants something more than the small town she’s known all
her life. But then isn’t the boy leaving the big city an immediate
counterpoint? Or are we supposed to accept that they have given up on their surroundings?
That there’s nothing there for them anymore, that perhaps… they’ve already
stopped believin(‘)?
A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Paul: Wait, who are we talking about now? Is this a new person? So the narrator is an expert perfumer and sommelier who is in a place to where they exchange sex for smiles. Although an interesting, and possibly illegal business model I'm not sure where the narrator/singer ended up here. In the previous verse it set our expectations up for a romantic encounter and now we are in a sketchy place where people are smiling and fornicating. Call me a prude, but I'm not happy to where this song is going.
Ryan: The he/she (not judging, I couldn't imagine how difficult it would be to not even understand what sex best represents how I feel.. I feel for this character) finds herself/himself at a Journey concert. Though she/he sees a man, it is clearly a womens voice. Immediately, he/she feels a connection...
Ian: I get it. I get it. Setting the scene. Ooh, romantic. But… not really, just a musty, gross room somewhere (there is no way this can still be on the train; you’re lucky that they still have a dining car). Somewhere that isn’t a small town or a city. I mean, since we don’t know where the singer is from, or even their gender, we can assume they are simply part of the décor, part of the setting and therefore not even being considered in the line “they can share the night”. Essentially, we are referred back to the girl and the boy. For a smile, they can share the night. Because they leered at each other in some seedy bus stop bar, they can go get a quickie. Very romantic.
Even if you’re being metaphorical, sharing the night is the exact
opposite of a romance going on and on and on. A one night stand is the polar
opposite of a long-term relationship. So, what, this memory is supposed to
define their lives? “I remember the one time I took a train to a town I don’t know where it was and then I
banged someone randomly because I had one too many glasses of pinot puke. I’ll
never forget it.”
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Paul: Does this have anything to do with the Grin N Bang up the street from the last verse? This song is a mess! What is it about? Two non-descriptive people taking a reasonable priced budget train out of Detroit - then what? So maybe in Detroit or away from Detroit there are strangers waiting everywhere! If there are alot of them I find it hard to believe that they don't know each other. After hanging about outside for long enough I think curiosity would trump shyness and people would question other people's decisions to wait. What are the waiting for? I bet we will never know.
Now there are shadow people and street light people alive looking for (human?) emotion. I know human emotion is complicated but they aren't going to find it hiding.
Now there are shadow people and street light people alive looking for (human?) emotion. I know human emotion is complicated but they aren't going to find it hiding.
Ryan: Strangers doesn't describe others on the streets but is more a reflection of the character who is living in the song. As he/she searches the streets, looking for anything that he/she can compare her/his own self, he/she realizes that not everything is in black and white. Except night... That is defiantly black..
Ian: Apparently
that was just an opening pastiche, a mise-en-scene, if you will, a backdrop for
what is one of the most terrifying horror pop songs ever composed. On a road
full of ominous strangers, wandering stragglers lurking under the moon, shadows
come to life and prey upon young lovers. This is a condensed version of Journey’s
hack at a film script starring the band. The Monkees had Head; The Ramones had Rock N
Roll High School; G.G. Allin had Hated; and Journey had Streetlight People. A terrifying tale,
indeed! The basic plot centers on Oh, and the small town girl? The city boy?
Yes. They meet in the seedy bar. They share a smile, finish their drinks
together and head back to the girl’s hotel room. Unable to control their
passions, they stop in a thinly secluded allyway. Big mistake. These two, on
whom we’ve hung so much compassionate investment, are the first two consumed by
the streetlight people.
Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Paul: Oh, Ok! I get it. This guy is an addict. Working hard to pay for whatever his vice is, hoping he takes enough just not to OD. So this song is all about this dude riding the rails (literally and figuratively) getting high and watching shadows and living street lights trying to eat human hearts. Wait ... maybe this song isn't as dumb as I thought.
Ryan: The character gets lost in a casino...
Ryan: The character gets lost in a casino...
Ian: This verse, of course, is told
from the point of view of the leader of the streetlight people. Not unlike
Candyman, he continues to terrorize and consume for so long and to such excess
that he has long since forgotten his initial motivation for his bloodlust. Now
all he knows is that the more desire, the more rage, the more affection, the
more—in short-thrills he and his people consume, the longer they can survive,
into infinity, like The Neverending Story.
The next victims? Just some Chicago bluesmen throwin’ bones on the stoop… And
it goes on…
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Paul:
Ryan: This is where the song gets off track... Usually this is where bands like this make musical interludes that is mostly just a guitar repeating vocal lines...
Ian: Don’t stop believing in the Streetlight People. Because they’re real…
[Instrumental interlude]
Ryan: Damn, I was right!
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Ryan: This song has 0 closure... I sincerely hope that whoever this song is about (Obviously the singer of Journey) that they have finally found comfort in themselves. Because no matter what gender you are, we all feel this way in one way or another. What we need to realize is we should not let our gender or sexuality define who we are. At the end of the day, we are all humans and want to be loved. Except the singer of Journey, fuck that girl!
Ian: Y’know those strangers? Stormin up and down the boulevard? This is their refrain. Hold onto that feelin. So they can consume it, suck it through your pores, your hearts, your smoke filled, small town aloofness, your big city charm. And you, dear viewer, hold on to your seat, yourself, your sanity, because once you encounter The Streetlight People, you will never be whole again.
Paul: This is just a drug addled ramble. We get it you're high. Don't push your lifestyle on me!
Ryan: This song has 0 closure... I sincerely hope that whoever this song is about (Obviously the singer of Journey) that they have finally found comfort in themselves. Because no matter what gender you are, we all feel this way in one way or another. What we need to realize is we should not let our gender or sexuality define who we are. At the end of the day, we are all humans and want to be loved. Except the singer of Journey, fuck that girl!
Ian: Y’know those strangers? Stormin up and down the boulevard? This is their refrain. Hold onto that feelin. So they can consume it, suck it through your pores, your hearts, your smoke filled, small town aloofness, your big city charm. And you, dear viewer, hold on to your seat, yourself, your sanity, because once you encounter The Streetlight People, you will never be whole again.
Below are two sets of quotes. One in each set belongs to either Party King Andrew W.K. or to our favorite neighbor Fred "Mr." Rogers.
Both are Mt. Construxmore Hall Of Inspiration Inductees. Each maintains a legacy built off of spreading positive vibes and reminding us how special we are. Both of them love you. But who said what?
Since it would be easy enough to google or wiki the right answers, we ask you to take a second and challenge yourself a little bit while trying to guess which quote belongs to which awesome human. And whether you get them right or wrong or look up the answers immediately, at least you get to read these wonderful insights that'll hopefully keep you going through your day.
Since it would be easy enough to google or wiki the right answers, we ask you to take a second and challenge yourself a little bit while trying to guess which quote belongs to which awesome human. And whether you get them right or wrong or look up the answers immediately, at least you get to read these wonderful insights that'll hopefully keep you going through your day.
Two Takes of Part One. Tune in next week for Part Two!!
This post is a throwback from 2 years ago. Everyone dreams of being WWF legend Mr. Perfect but not all of us have it in us... Did I?
We responded to Ryan's apology. Tune in next week to see Ryan's apologies!!
As we reboot the site to present new tales of twisted childhoods gone wrong and the aftereffects, Paul, Ian and Ryan still would like to share your stories with our widening fanbase. Here they are asking politely. Can you spot the five differencense?
andrew wk
lists
lobster lobby season 3
@construxnunchux Lobster Lobby Season 3 Track Listing
1:11:00 PMPaulLobster Lobby Season 3 Official Soundtrack
1. Audio Machine - Helios (Trailer #1)
2. Zach Hemsey - That In Which You Seek (Finds You) (Trailer #2)
4. Ian CxNx - Lobster Lobby Season 3 Theme Song
5. Sara McLachlan - I Will Remember You
6. Carl Orff - O'Fortuna
7. Ian Clemente - Lobster Lobby Season 1 Theme Song
8. Das Racist - Who's That Broooown!
9. MSTRKRFT - Bounce feat. N.O.R.E.
10. Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
11. The Conet Archive - Gong Station Chimes
12. Green Leaves - Yatta! Yatta!
13. DJ Yoda/Cab Calloway - Minnie The Moocher
14. Jon Lajoie - I Don't Give A Fuck
15. JME - Fuck This Shit
Episode 4
16. Dethklok - Laser Cannon Deth Sentence
17. Schlomo - Hot Boxing the Cockpit
18. Kitten Magician - This Ain't The Circus
19. Endeixis Shawn - Swag Music
20. Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady
21. Soulja Boy - So Fresh
22. Andrew WK - Party Hard (8 bit)
23. Mr. Weebl - Badgers
24. KW Griff feat. Porkchop - Bring In The Cats
25. Zach Hemsey - Mind Heist
26. GS Boyz - Stanky Leg
27. Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock - It Takes 2
28. Onison - I'm A Banana
29. Harry Belafonte - Shake Senora (Jump In The Line)
30. SickNazT - Hardcore Dubstep
31. Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters
32. Aram Khachaturian - Sabre Dance
33. Polka Dot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl
34. Cyriak - Meow Mix
35. DJ Valentino - Suck My Dick
36. Cyriak - Welcome To Kitty City
37. Joe Hartnell - The Lonely Man
38. Bomani D. Armah - Read A Book
39. Tatch and NAOKI - Red Zone
40. Red ALiCE - Gabba Tano C
41. The Moody Blues - Rock and Roll Over You
42. Cocktail - I Love Rock N Roll Music
43. Lords of Acid - Rough Sex
44. Jim Johnson - Real American
45. Fantomas - Page 6
46. Cocktail - Uhr An An
47. Ian Clemente - Lobster Lobby Season 1 Theme Song
48. Rob Hubbard - Skate or Die 2 Theme Music
49. Marvin Hawkins - Hot Drinks
50. Collective Soul - Shine
51. Mel Wesson - Robocopter
52. Busta Rhymes - Why Stop Now?
53. Mudvayne - Dig
54. Dale Oliver - Hot Spice
55. Charlie Brown Christmas - Christmas Time Is Here
56. Bassnectar - Ping Pong
57. Kollektivet - Don't Be Slappin' My Penis
58. Peo De Pitte - Burning Up (Torque Twist Remix)
59. Jim Johnson - Warrior Wildfire
60. Savage - Swing
61. Chip Da Ripper - S.L.A.B. Freestyle
62. Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Attack of the 60ft. Lesbian Octopus
63. HG Sumitani - Young Man
64. Van Canto - Wishmaster
65. Mini Moni - All In!
66. Luciano Michelini - Frolic
67. Jim Johnson - Somebody Call My Mamma
68. Laurie Johnson - Happy Go Lively
69. Madonna - Vogue
70. Eric Prydz - Call On Me
71. Travis Porter - Make It Rain
72. Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat
73. Zimmer's Hole -When You Were Shouting At The Devil...We Were In League With Satan
74. Baauer - Baddest
50. Collective Soul - Shine
51. Mel Wesson - Robocopter
52. Busta Rhymes - Why Stop Now?
53. Mudvayne - Dig
54. Dale Oliver - Hot Spice
55. Charlie Brown Christmas - Christmas Time Is Here
56. Bassnectar - Ping Pong
57. Kollektivet - Don't Be Slappin' My Penis
58. Peo De Pitte - Burning Up (Torque Twist Remix)
59. Jim Johnson - Warrior Wildfire
60. Savage - Swing
61. Chip Da Ripper - S.L.A.B. Freestyle
62. Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Attack of the 60ft. Lesbian Octopus
63. HG Sumitani - Young Man
64. Van Canto - Wishmaster
65. Mini Moni - All In!
66. Luciano Michelini - Frolic
67. Jim Johnson - Somebody Call My Mamma
68. Laurie Johnson - Happy Go Lively
69. Madonna - Vogue
70. Eric Prydz - Call On Me
71. Travis Porter - Make It Rain
72. Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat
73. Zimmer's Hole -When You Were Shouting At The Devil...We Were In League With Satan
74. Baauer - Baddest
75. Kemkraft 400 - Zombie Nation
76. DJ Ozma - Drinking Boys
77. Ian Clemente - Woods Madness 2 Theme Song
78. Randy Savage - Dig It
79. Knife Party - Destroy The With Lasers
80. Daft Punk - Superheroes
81. Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
82. A Lost People - Big Booty Bitches
83. Brother Bones - Sweet Georgia Brown
84. Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
85. Chef'Special - Biggest Monkey
86. Quintron - Dungeon Master
87. Chikara Themes - Los Icecreams
88. Ryden Ridge - Puncha Yo Buns
89. Commander Cody - Two Triple Cheese
90. Generic Rave
91. DJ Assault - Ass n Titties
92. Kanye West - Mercy
93. Joe Harnell - Lonely Man
94. Paul Engemann - Push it to the Limit
95. Benny Benassi - Go (feat. Skrillex)
93. Joe Harnell - Lonely Man
94. Paul Engemann - Push it to the Limit
95. Benny Benassi - Go (feat. Skrillex)
96. Cyriak - Poo Pants
97. Bleu - Wicked
98. Andrew WK - I Get Wet
99. Flosstradamus - Moshpit
So... It's our 4th anniversary here at Construx. We'll be expecting memes in the mail. Lots has happened on the personal and professional front that has had us somewhat distracted over the last year, as you'll undoubtedly notice the lack of posts over the last 365 days. While we're working on some new content--some of which you'll even see this week--here are some old posts you might've missed or not paid any attention to. Now's your chance! Keep around this week for some Canadian Construx memories and, of course, cats!
Paul and I discuss the origins of the site under the influence of YOU!
The basic message:
Because we were too lazy to film any new videos:
I always thought this was funny:
Some other videos that were a fitting tribute this year.
This time last year, we were ramping up production on the third season of Lobster Lobby. We were beginning to investigate some weighty personal issues. We were attempting a tempting new series called What's Your G-Snack. We were2/3rds employed, half-happy, and ready for new starts. Well, that's how that all went.
I know I should be thanking anyone who has kept up with the site or at any point was involved. I don't think there are any of those people, though. Instead, let me thank Paul and Ryan for being friends, collaborators and smart guys who listened to me when I needed to be heard. If for no other reason--and there is no other reason--that has made Construx Nunchus worth one more stab.
Thanks
Ian
cXnX mGmX
The basic message:
Because we were too lazy to film any new videos:
I always thought this was funny:
Some other videos that were a fitting tribute this year.
This time last year, we were ramping up production on the third season of Lobster Lobby. We were beginning to investigate some weighty personal issues. We were attempting a tempting new series called What's Your G-Snack. We were2/3rds employed, half-happy, and ready for new starts. Well, that's how that all went.
I know I should be thanking anyone who has kept up with the site or at any point was involved. I don't think there are any of those people, though. Instead, let me thank Paul and Ryan for being friends, collaborators and smart guys who listened to me when I needed to be heard. If for no other reason--and there is no other reason--that has made Construx Nunchus worth one more stab.
Thanks
Ian
cXnX mGmX
celine dion
lobster lobby
lobster lobby season 3
Unseen Lobster Lobby! @ryannoble66 vs Celine Dion.
10:00:00 AMRyan NobleSince it is my 2 year anniversary I figure why not share an unseen episode I did of Lobster Lobby for this past season!
Note: Flashback scene audio is pretty quiet. The audio following that scene returns to normal.
AS SIMPLE AS THIS! |
Do you have a cat? Do you know a cat? Have you seen a cat outside? Have you seen a cat before? DO YOU OWN MANY CATS? Show them off! Right now we here at Construx Nunchux want to see them WITH YOU, and share them with the internet.
You are probably asking yourself, "what are the pants brothers up to now?" Well loyal Chux Chasers, we will tell you!
Send us a picture of you with your cat/cats. We don't care whose cat it is. Snap a picture of you with a cat, send it so us and we will add it to what we hope with be the biggest collection of cat lovers on all of the internets!
That is right, and you can be a part of internet history! Just send us your picture and your picture will be added in an upcoming cat post that we hope will set the bar for how cats are used on the internet.
Please send your picture to @ryannoble66 on Twitter or email him at canadianconstrux@gmail.com.
DON'T BE LEFT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
evil shero
Kris Letang
Parody
Penguins GM @Evil_Shero's Rant Caught on Tape by @ryannoble66
10:16:00 AMRyan Noble(@Evil_Shero and his girlfriend Fay Kinnitt, Courtesy of the Internet) |
This week Construx Nunchux got word of a tape of a
conversation between NHL GM @Evil_Shero and his girlfriend Fay Kinnitt. The
conversation was pretty disturbing.
We are unable to share the audio right now because the NHL
has it and won’t release it to the media until they decide how to handle it for
legal purposes.
The breakdown of the audio was basically @Evil_Shero talking
to his 26 year old girlfriend Fay about a recent incident on her Instagram
page.
“I don’t see why you need to promote yourself hanging out
with them” @Evil_Shero said to his girlfriend. He continued to say “We live in
a country filled with people. Go outside, they are everywhere! Yet you decide
to embarrass me and associate with them”
This latest endeavor with the cliche name is another selfish act of mine to add to my digital epitaph. These entries are taken from a small pile of composition notebooks dating from 2008-2014. Most of these ideas were the foundation of construxnunchux to be used as a digital diary for Ian and I. I am going to transcribe some of the scribblings inside of these notebooks to share with you all. My goal always is to entertain but also to add to the deeply personal nature of this website. Enjoy.
This latest endeavor with the cliche name is another selfish act of mine to add to my digital epitaph. These entries are taken from a small pile of composition notebooks dating from 2008-2011. Most of these ideas were the foundation of construxnunchux to be used as a digital diary for Ian and I. I am going to transcribe some of the scribblings inside of these notebooks to share with you all. My goal always is to entertain but also to add to the deeply personal nature of this website. Enjoy.
Leopold
morecats
Ryan