Xmas Jamz - Joe Pesci: If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas
1:00:00 PMPaul Clemente
I don't know why this exists or who thought this was a good idea but someone paid money to have Joe Pesci croon the most stereo-typical Italian garbage album for trash people.
In this song Pesci voices his concerns over Satan's transportation for Christmas and the logistics of delivering presents all around the world. His character Vincent LaGuardia Gambini is a concerned advocate for safe and expedient travel for Mr. Clause and suggests alternative methods for a successful Xmas including an airplane. He gives candy at the end of the song until a candy crime is committed and the song unravels into a bunch of gibberish. Enjoy.