FYC Hello Kitty
Oatmeal Creme Pies, FYC, and The First "Secret Diary of Ian and Paul"8:37:00 AMcanaan
That being said, the induction of the Fine Young Cannibals into the CanaanXNX has gotten rave reviews from the CanaanXNX faithful.
"It's about time some good music made it in. I was tired of nobodies and has-beens getting all of the acclaim around here" noted one chaser. Another chaser said "Ian and Paul have no ear for musical genius--its been quite refreshing reading the thoughts of someone with some musical knowledge."
On to the meat of the CanaanXNX post for the day:
While trying to clean up a lot of the ramblings and incoherent hullabaloo that is the file system for the blog, I came across a collection of conversations between the two former "writers" involved with the blog. A lot of what I read made little-to-no sense whatsoever--mostly crude drawings (assumed to be Ian's handiwork) of Hello Kitty performing some unmentionable acts on a T-Rex...and that was the best of the bunch.
More importantly, the conversations they had about the content of the blog in which they have stated is stuff they like, but I have found out this is not entirely true.
Ian: Owls are gay.
Paul: Tell me about it. I hate having to pander to these mindless jerkoffs [canaan's note: im guessing Paul is talking about chuxchasers?] but they generate hits and we need to get paid, son!
Ian: One day, Pokemon blogging will be popularized and we won't have to deal with these people anymore.
Paul: Seriously. Hopefully, the Capitals will win in the postseason so I can finally wear my Ovechkin jersey in public. Some day, brother. someday.
These sophomoric and crudely-written conversations are pretty much par for the course. I went back and forth on posting this stuff because I didn't want the chuxchasers to think that I was just trying to cause a stir, but, ultimately, I felt it was important for you to realize that I have your best intentions at heart.
I'll have more for you tomorrow.
also coming up:
A special guest writer
An ode to buying american cars