Caturday: The Truth12:51:00 PMcanaan
Cats are evil. They will suck out your breath when you are sleeping (source: Cat's Eye, 1985). They dont nap. They wait for you to get comfortable and then they throw up on the floor and stare at you until you clean it up. Even their food smells wretched. Sheba has a known link to terrorist organizations. These are facts. #getyourmindright
Also, they'll drink your beer and run up your electricity when youre busy working for the man.
(what a foul beast)