I have a strange bond with the boys from Sunnyvale and I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's my love for the improved lines, maybe its the absurd characters, maybe it's the fact that I watched the entire series while trudging through my divorce. These dumb addicts have become such a part of what I enjoy on TV (Netflix), the blanket of constantly evolving hyphenated swears, the rudimentary catch phrases, and the growing characters all housed in this decrepit trailer park bring me an odd happiness that I rarely can glean from other shows.
There have been dozens and dozens of exaggerated characters in the Sunnyvale-verse and I'm going to rank them all from most hated to most beloved.
50. Conky - I hate Conky. The sentiment is shared with me by Ricky and Julian. What started as a coping mechanism for Bubbles to say what he really meant turned into a really low grab at one-line humor for the show. He was unearthed to convince Bubbles to take care of his infected tooth. He was shot in the face at Sam Losco's vet office and buried in the swamp. I wish he was left there but he made another return later in the show to help Bubbles cope with the Swayze Xpress heist. Conky then dimed out the boys to the police after the heist was completed which made Bubbles drown him, hopefully, for good.
Candy was Barb (and Donna's?) girlfriend in prison. She came back with the gang when coming out of jail who Sarah said "was fingerblasted" for extras while locked up. Candy did nothing but carry around a bat, make threats, and backup Barb's plan to take over Sunnyvale. Her atrocities don't end there, she choked out Randy, took over Lahey's trailer, and violated Randy with a mackerel. When Ricky was shot in season 10 she abandoned Barb when shit got too heavy.
48. Private Leslie Dancer - Leslie was Lahey's muscle in Season 9 when they turned Sunnyvale into a retirement community. He hard-lined everyone who entered the park and had a strict no liquor policy. Foiling Ricky at every turn by keeping him out of the park, the boys cooked up a scheme to get Leslie back on the liquor to hopefully drive him out of Sunnyvale. It backfired when Randy beat him up and he took a tank to the trailer park and got arrested.
46. Mr. Steinberg - He's the greazy lawyer Julian goes to for his contracts. He did scheme with Julian to obtain the Motel from Tommy Bean but then milked them out of thousands of dollars to help the boys fight Barb from taking over the park. During the trail to finally get full control over Sunnyvale, Steinberg was arrested for trying to bride the judge.
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