Taken from camcorder videos recorded in 2007 in front of a riveted audience long before the thought of a website where all this mess could be collected ever came to mind.  Paul and Ian were still working out their on-screen dynamic and Ian was distracted attempting to impress a future ex.  Paul's wife was less of a distraction than usual. These are the original versions of two classic stories that deserve to be retold.  If this is all new to you, then please enjoy.  Without further adieu...