I'm not sure if I was supposed to really love this song for how hilarious the lyrics are - butt (get it) I did! The Pansy Division does covers of popular songs and makes them their own. This all-gay punk rock band was one of the founders of the "Queer-Core" movement in the early 90's in which all gay-musicians yearned to break the stereo-type of gays being into musical theater and pop music. You might appreciate this or not, but you can't deny how fucking punk rock this is.

"...licking nipples, licking nuts, putting candy canes up eachother's butts..." won't be heard on the radio this Xmas season but that's not stopping you from enjoying it now!